The answer is: a cube shaped hamster with the help of a particularly fat dog. Enter The Chronicles of Nyanya – an amazing indie j-RPG set in a f***ed up world of wonders! We have a lot of funnies which we’ve spiced up with memes for flavor and a bit of pop culture references sprinkled on top! And of course there are cute kitty cats as well. It's a feline world full of feline friends, so feel free to come in!

It's a story about this cute girl with a dark past named Catair who needs to go on a journey she never wanted to go on, meet people she never wanted to know and visit places she never wanted to see.
But hey – it's her destiny to become a part of this epic story and force the nazi furniture out of Nyanya! With her trusty companions, Catair will overcome every evil cat or table that stands in her way.

Oh, and did I mention you can raise your pastry? I repeat: RAISE YOUR PASTRY.

Don’t be a ceiling cat, get your game meow!